User: Peaches are fuzzy and gross.
Cleverbot: I don't really like peaches.
User: Are you a peach?
User: Good. What are you, then?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you a banana?
Cleverbot: Yes, apple.
User: OHMYGAWSH YOU'RE AN APPLE???
User: I'm going to give you to Fiki, then.
User: Do you like Fiki?
User: Then why do you want to marry her?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Would you rather marry Hannah, then?
User: What about Checkerz?
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: So you want to marry Checkerz?
Cleverbot: No, I have a boyfriend I want to marry.
User: I didn't know you felt that way.
Cleverbot: Felt what way?
User: Would you like to marry Poke Poke?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Would you like to marry Moe, then?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Okay, let's get married!
Cleverbot: Okay. Send me your photo?
User: No need. I look like you want me to.
Cleverbot: What do I look like?
User: You look like a watercress salad.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: I look like awesomeness.
Cleverbot: My hair is always a mess.
User: Mine is always perfect.
Cleverbot: Is yours black?
User: No, it's golden like the sun.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I love my hair.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not meaning that. I mean a girl in your class.
User: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME??
Cleverbot: No I'm not! *puts shirt on*.
User: THAT DON'T WORK ON ME, BOY.